海南翻译公司：万能淘宝震惊英国人 各种稀奇古怪淘宝物品毁三观

Those wondering exactly where they can find human breast milk soap, a live fox or a David 'Bickham' sex doll need look no further: China's answer to eBay stocks them all.
　　那些好奇哪里可以买到人类母乳皂、一只活生生的狐狸，或是大卫“贝克汉姆”的仿真玩偶(请自行领会)再也不用找了!中国的eBay真是太!逆!天!了!
　　Taobao is a treasure-trove for those hunting for the unusual, eccentric or just plain worrying, boasting around 760million products for sale at any one time.
　　淘宝是为那些淘寻不同寻常的、稀奇古怪的，或是为自己买的东西甚为担忧的人准备的，时时刻刻在这里都能找到7亿6000万商品——真是一个地下宝库的说!
　　The David Bickham sex doll is no doubt one of the more popular on offer on Tabao - although it has to be said, at 1.7 metres it is 13 centimetres shorter than its real-life inspiration.
　　大卫“贝克汉姆”仿真玩偶(咳咳)毫无疑问是淘宝上的爆款——虽然必须提到一点，比起真人1.7米的身高，这货矮了13厘米。
　　All the same, at £52.10 the pink shirted Mr Bickham could certainly be seen as a bargain - and the suppliers know it.
　　同时，52.1镑的粉T贝克汉姆先生完全是个便宜货——卖家心里跟明镜似的~

万能淘宝震惊英国人 各种稀奇古怪淘宝物品毁三观

　　Should one be in need of a boyfriend, Taobao has a few available to hire.
　　你们急需男友嘛?淘宝还可以出租哒。
　　Boyfriends for hire are increasingly popular in China, with demand rising thanks to the phenomenon of the 'leftover woman': a phrase to describe any woman who reaches her late-20s single.
　　租男友在中国现在超流行，因为“剩女”大行其道：剩女就是指那些快30了还没嫁出去的妹子。
　　Many fake boyfriends are used by women sick of parents nagging them about not having other halves, so they take home a pretend one to appease them.
　　许多冒牌男友都是女性租了以后，回家应付父母催婚的，所以带假男友回家缓和一下父母的焦虑。
　　The fake boyfriend pictured below says he has a 'distinct look and a warm personality'. Services start at £54.30.
　　假男友照片底下注释“相貌极佳，暖男一枚”。叫价54.3镑起。

万能淘宝震惊英国人 各种稀奇古怪淘宝物品毁三观
　　Fake girlfriends are also available on the website - although these ones are purely remote, like the WeChat Girlfriend.
　　虚拟女友也可以网租——虽然这些人就远多了，就像微信女友一样。
　　WeChat is China's most popular smartphone messaging app, and for £2.06 a day the user will get at least 15 messages from their pretend princess.
　　微信是中国最受欢迎的手机短讯息app，每天2.06英镑，用户就能没收到虚拟女友至少15条短信。
　　这些都远远不够劲爆，逆天还有各种——

媒：传说中的维密秀同款翅膀……传说中的卖家秀和买家秀……节操呢?!!!
　　英国网友纷纷好评如潮……已经等不及全球直邮了——
　　@Morris Chaoser
　　How is it that have I just found out about this site! There are many items on there that will complete my life!!
　　我特么才找到这个网站!!!上面可以买的东西让我整个人生都完整了啊啊啊啊!!!
　　@the speaking clock
　　Well this website is going to keep me entertained tonight.
　　呵呵这个网站能让我乐一整晚!
　　@Traycee
　　A fart in a bottle wtf lol!
　　(还能买到)一瓶屁!!!什么鬼哈哈哈哈~
　　PS：I bought one of these and was highly disappointed. Smelled like eggs.
　　追加：我买了一瓶，差评!闻起来像鸡蛋的说!!!